February 2012
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits →
“This is sobering news,” said study director Jack Farness. “For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we’ve suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn’t worth living.”
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once you press the follow button you sign an implicit contractual obligation to love me unconditionally even the bad text posts
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Watch
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alittleveggies:
mothafickle:
andersonsiblings:
You know how Becky sounds like Helen Mirren in her head? I’d like to think that Blaine sounds like Nicki Minaj in his.
#’ayo i’m motherfickling blaine anderson buh call me blizzle lewinski’ #’ah shit kurt looks supah fly in his leather onesie today oh shit he could git it anytime’ #’does dis mothafuckah finn hudson know who i be i was in...
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist
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what if, with the re release of titanic this year, leo finally gets his oscar?
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did anyone else just download the artist and are now currently watching it?
i’ve got the popcorn.
saw this coming from a mile away.
shut up meryl, you’re perfect.
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i was going to make a post about how i haven’t seen any of the films nominated for best picture.
turns out i’ve seen half.
last year i had seen all of them though so that was the point of this.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
james earl jones is better than morgan freeman.
i’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
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its okay, reese, i know every word to overboard. its a fantastic movie.
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GREENDALE’S DEAN JUST WON AN OSCAR
mr-president:
The first Academy Award ceremony in 1929 lasted 15 minutes.
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while the big production companies are distracted by the oscars, i’ll use this time to download all the nominated movies.
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i’m literally so excited for titanic 3d. i don’t care that 3d tickets cost like $250 or something.