December 2009
“If I ever see a girl poop, I’m going to become a homosexual.”
– Phil Powers
nightofthedancingflame:
I really hate our generation because we’re a bunch of lazy idiots who think we’ll all become famous for talents we don’t have.
this is what the internet does.
I love Rugrats.
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
When I fall asleep, I pass out.
Apparently, I passed out around 10PM last night and could not be awoken for anything. John came in with a friend, a talked about some boots, and I guess I moved in my sleep from laying on my back to the I-am-about-to-do-a-girly-push-up positions. Then Alyssa came in here and chilled for awhile. Kelsie was in and out of the room until 1AM. I don’t remember any of this, and didn’t...
November 2009
“My 5 year old nephew said that a boy in his Kindergarten class had called him...”
It's becoming increasingly clear.
I can deny it no longer.
I am small.
But being 5’1” has its advantages: if i wear the right T-shirt, I can pay the child’s price for movies.
“Well I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas because I contributed to the...”
– “I’m Getting Nuttin’ for Christmas” — Relient K
“The woman’s convinced that her son commutes to the moon!”
– Paige Ferguson
Transferring schools is within everyone's horizons
We all kind of hate it here. Just little things that are keeping us from fully enjoying our experiences. I want to go to a school in the city, or commute somewhere that allows me to work a lot (so I can live in the city). Paige wants a school with a better Marketing program. Seriously, I would give anything to have the money and willpower to make it into Northeastern University. Somehow, I...
Really, who's family isn't crazy?
I love my family. It isn’t a party until somebody cries. At Thanksgiving, at my Aunt Denise’s, I got kicked in the stomach and had to steady myself by putting my hand into a loaf of corn bread. Also, my brother and father succeeded in farting on me while I tried to nap on the couch. They both got swift punches to the arm. Timmy and I watched Hercules together which was nice.
...
I swear I've never smoked pot.
Honestly, never in my life have I smoked anything. I may have inhaled things from being around people but I don’t count that, because that doesn’t count. BUT lately, I’ve been acting like I was legitimately high. Today would be the best example. After stumbling around the mall for an hour or two, my cousin and I went back to my house and just laid on my brother’s bed,...
My laptop is a fat whore.
Honestly. I don’t put much into her. Never CDs, because she can’t control herself and ends up eating them and then dying from over exhausting herself with her strange eating habits. She’s only ever had three USBs in her: my iPod cable, my printer, and my external hard drive. They’ve always been put into the same ports as well. So, how can you go and tell me...
Registering for classes =/= hell.
So, in less the a minute, I registered for 4 of my 5 first choice classes. I guess they updated the servers or something. Through the vents, and the door, I could hear people cheering as they got their classes in. As of now, my schedule stands at:
MWF 10:10-11 - Piano I
MWF 11:15-12:05 - Economic Statistics
MWF 12:20-1:10 - Western Civilization after the Reformation
TTh 11-12:15 - Intro to...
Providence, RI
This upcoming Black Friday, I have plans with a cousin to wake up at 3:30AM, and be on the road for the Providence Place Mall by 4. That way, when the mall opens at 5AM, we can be there with all the crazy people trying to kill each other over the newest fad gift. We’ve already made our weapon choices: an overly large purse for her, and a wooden baseball bat for myself.
On a side note, if...
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Glee has made its way onto Hulu.com
And I’ve just downloaded the tracks:
(You’re) Having My Baby
Crush
Don’t Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
Endless Love
I’ll Stand By You
I can’t wait to get out of Management to watch it. My day’s just gotten better.
You’re having my baby legit made me die from laughing, along with the Mr. Sheu medley. This episode is...
In other news...
Glee has made its way onto Hulu.com
And I’ve just downloaded the tracks:
(You’re) Having My Baby
Crush
Don’t Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
Endless Love
I’ll Stand By You
I can’t wait to get out of Management to watch it. My day’s just gotten better.
Registering for classes = hell.
I’ve been told registering for spring semester is going to be very difficult. Everyone gets on the system at the same time and attacks it until it crashes. The gate opens at midnight, but it can take up to 4 hours to sign up for five classes. And I have an 8AM in the morning.
On top of that, I now have a hold on my account that I have no idea how to fix. Which mean I can’t...
reblog with how old you'll be when the final...
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20 years old! Eleven years in the Harry Potter fandom, yo.
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Aubrey: Yeah, so my friend’s dog used to eat the glass part of light bulbs.
Kelsie: Is there a gorilla in this story?
SongMeanings.com
Its useless when you say “its obvious what this song is about, so no need for an explanation.”
I’m sorry sir, but I am on SongMeanings.com because I’m not quite sure of the meaning… since that’s why the site exists.
I want to leave someone a video on facebook.
hufflewhat:
steph-was-here:
hufflewhat:
djhfahldhfashf WHO WANTS ONE?
yo! its the one thing we haven’t done together!
you are so right. too bad facebook keeps telling me there is an error. fuck them.
severe dislike.
I want to leave someone a video on facebook.
hufflewhat:
djhfahldhfashf WHO WANTS ONE?
yo! its the one thing we haven’t done together!
