Is it wrong that I use "as tits" to describe...
“Man, I’m hungry as tits.” “Dude, Its cold as tits outside.” “That lady was old as tits.”
I GET TO GO HOME IN TWO DAAAAYS!
also, there’s a rumor going around that lady gaga will be writing/performing the new james bond theme. y/n?
Apparently when it rains in MA, everyone acts like...
themagicconch: And then drives 40 mph on the highway. I was almost late for class today, thanks guys. A community college near me had a half day because of the rain, and a preschool on campus shut down. You’d think we were drowning.
Apparently, one of the buildings on campus is on...
Thankfully, my 2 hour and 40 minute class is in the building next door, so I still get to take the test I didn’t study for.
Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I...– John Green
I have gained 2 followers in less than a hour
themagicconch: plus the one follower I gained overnight. Thanks guys! damn, i’ve lost 2 in the last day.