“In the golden age of the kingdom called Hollywood, there was harmony between the four elements: writing, acting, editing and directing. When, in the dying days of the millennium, a phantom menace named George Lucas threw the kingdom out of balance, a young image bender named M. Night Shyamalan fought back with his sixth sense. The elders hailed him as the chosen one — but he was a charlatan. Shyamalan’s latest creation, “The Last Airbender,” is a toxic potion that will put children to sleep and kill his career.”—A review for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender. And I was kinda excited to see it in nostalgia of my freshman year, but its currently on the path to be the worst review movie of the year on rottentomatoes.com. Fuck.