July 2010
“In the golden age of the kingdom called Hollywood, there was harmony between the four elements: writing, acting, editing and directing. When, in the dying days of the millennium, a phantom menace named George Lucas threw the kingdom out of balance, a young image bender named M. Night Shyamalan fought back with his sixth sense. The elders hailed him as the chosen one — but he was a charlatan. Shyamalan’s latest creation, “The Last Airbender,” is a toxic potion that will put children to sleep and kill his career.”
—A review for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender. And I was kinda excited to see it in nostalgia of my freshman year, but its currently on the path to be the worst review movie of the year on rottentomatoes.com. Fuck.
80 pages of Tumblr later....
AND I’M BACK ONLINE!
June 2010
“Bet you didn’t know me could write so many tweets about one subject. But cookies universal topic of interest!”
—Cookie Monster (via muppetmusic) (via lolyounghollywood)
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Oh god, this is disgusting. I can’t wait to be in the audience of this show!
