Best commercial in the fucking world.
Typical facebook profile pictures
jackstermac: the bro who wants to look all hard and shit the 12 year old girl who loves picnik the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics! The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got ) the poetic emo :(the dgafthe teen girl who just loves to be the center of attention!& the seducing mexican.
if-you-want-it: steph-was-here replied to your photo: i wish i watched doctor who so i could buy this… go to bed. GO TO BED GOTOBEDGOTOBEDGOTOBEDGOTOBEDGOTOBEDGOTOBED
thedailywhat: This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: That local news outlets trade in fearmongering and shameful “ambush journalism” is nothing new. But FOX 25’s “investigative reporter” Mike Beaudet may have gone too far with his latest “undercover” piece exposing the alleged pornographic past of a charter school English Department chair. Kevin Hogan was suspended with pay from the top-rated...
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eddplant: sonnetstockmar: mikelombardomusic: I guess we’re just completely “over” the whole Constitution thing by now. As a bonus: the Senate is currently debating whether or not to repeal prohibitions against torture. Literally voting on something that’s an international war crime. Hooray America. Fuck Jesus world Okay, but if it gets to the President’s desk he’ll veto...
thusspakezarathustra: Also, the “like it” size is far too small but the “love it” size is far too big. They need a “we moved in together but judging by the feelings I get when I see mint chocolate chip I’m just not sure I’m ready to commit to you” size.
Konstantine live - Something Corporate dammit...
Hank, if I was the bass guitarist for a children’s literature rock band, we...– John Green (via runalovegood)
3AM? shitshitshitshit i need to be asleep.
ducksinthehat: If you are a girl, you can be: -An ambitious bitch. -A crazy bitch. -A mean bitch. -A silly bitch. -A bitch. If you are a boy, you can be: -A leader. -A bad boy with a golden heart. -A brave homosexual. -The coolest teacher ever. -King of the universe. or you could take a vow of silence like tina. also:
okay now i’m curious. someone should make (or find me) a map with the most common surnames in the country and like their placements. just kidding i found one interactive version here apparently smith is still fairly common near me but we have more irish names.
chainedbird: steph-was-here: is smith really the most common surname in the us? i don’t know a single smith. really?! nope, but apparently there’s nearly 2.5 million of them.
is smith really the most common surname in the us? i don’t know a single smith.
It was a terrible business decision to write a show for the “smart and nice”...– Dan Harmon, “A Community of Fans” TV Guide Magazine (via the-misadventures)
faggot is an offensive word– faggots (via internetmessiah)