March 2012
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Ask me my "top 5" of anything →
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“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around.”
– Charles Bukowski
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i wanna get pizza hut’s 10 buck box just to prove to myself that i can eat the entire thing alone.
February 2012
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i can’t be the only one hoping that snooki’s baby bursts from her stomach in a fountain of viscera like that scene from “alien”
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all the pictures on my phone are of me, my cats or food.
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lol lost two followers with my joke chain.
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The second cow replies, “The hell do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
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Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow looks to the other and asks, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease epidemic?”
The second cow replies, “The hell do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
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