May 2012
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One half shift on the fryolator and I’m already covered in burns and immensely sore.
I thought working at a burger joint was easy work.
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
thatfunnyblog:
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List of sexually active popes →
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How is Hodor like breakfast cereal?
because he’s
Watchthisisapeopleshootinghat:
IM S HAKING
wait a hot second
there’s a tumblr called indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard
today at work my manager and i stopped everything to figure out what foreigner’s greatest hits were.
it was a pretty slow day.
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the-vashta-nerada:
jesus christ don’t ask...
:(
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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WatchA ghost sim randomly showed up at my house and started doing squats in the living room.
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martymikalski:
SIRI
WHERE
IS
MY
SUPER
SUIT
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crazy thunderstorm outside right now
makes me want to get tomato soup delievered
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Watch
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
tommilsom:
I want there to be a feature film that’s five minutes of an action movie, then the lead guy does a backflip in a fight, lands wrong, breaks his neck and dies
Then he’s just lying there for like 15 minutes
The rest of the film is a slow-paced account of being found by the police and his body’s journey to the morgue and eventually the cemetary
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