July 2012
neopets is the only site where i can avoid olympic spoilers
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I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of...
– Robert Pattinson (via rpattztalks)
maybe that’s why kstew cheated on him.
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I’m in a sweatshirt that says MAD across the front and I’m really mad because the zipper broke and I can’t get it off.
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the-eleventh-blog:
best headline ever i’m crying
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American commentary for the Opening Ceremonies
imaginingthefire:
mochisquish:
“And now a giant baby at the center of the stage. I can’t tell if that’s creepy or cute.”
“This is in honor of Tim Berners-Lee, and if you don’t know who that is, neither do I. Google it.”
“To catch you up, the story thus far is boy meets girl, girl loses phone, boy finds phone, boy loses girl, boy finds girl, boy and girl get together.” “They have a name...
hoganlenderson:
i actually get irrationally irritated that 50 Cent has a cologne and it’s not called “50 Scent”
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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
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there’s nothing quite like watching people work their asses of and achieve lifelong dreams while i stuff my face with day old pizza.
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does anyone know where i can find a full schedule of all the events on all the channels? i know for the previous winter olympics i was able to print one out but i can’t find one that has everything.
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