White People Problems
18/4/14 at 2:34am
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dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

18/4/14 at 1:43am
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theladyasha:

4x02 The Lion and the Rose + the many expressions of King Stannis

18/4/14 at 0:51am
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Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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17/4/14 at 23:08pm
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soundlyawake:

21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

aka 21 ways you can get me in bed

17/4/14 at 22:17pm
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(Source: nymsands)

17/4/14 at 21:26pm
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waiter: be careful, that plate is hot
me: i am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the Blood of Old Valerya, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. I am blood of the dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon
me : ah shit that's hot
17/4/14 at 20:34pm
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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

17/4/14 at 19:43pm
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I just want to clear something up

definitelynotjean:

Eren is a fucking terrible main character. He’s so stupid and worthless that it’s a wonder he made it through the basic training. It makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER that Mikasa is interested in him. She needs a real man—someone who will treat her right. Someone handsome. Someone like Jean. I think Jean should be the main character because he’s better than Eren in every conceivable way. He’s taller, he’s smarter, he’s way better looking, and he can take Eren in a fight. On top of that, he has so much depth. He’s the lone voice of reason in an insane world. And his face! His gaze is dreamy and smoldering and his lips are full and kissable. It won’t be long until Mikasa realizes she is in love with me him.

In closing, Jean is the smartest, coolest, and most handsome guy in Shingeki, and he should be the protagonist.

17/4/14 at 18:59pm
for when I finish the #asoiaf series #52booksin52weeks

for when I finish the #asoiaf series #52booksin52weeks

17/4/14 at 18:52pm
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kill-whitepeople:

I adopted a kid in skyrim and immediately tried to murder him for obvious reasons and I’m not allowed to. I thought this was America, land of the FREE home of the brave, but I’ve been mistaken.