SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

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the summer before senior year of high school i was really sick for a period of time.  i had a ear/throat thing that no doctor could figure out and i never got a real diagnose but eventually it just stopped happening

but its starting again

and the one connection i can make about my life now and my life then is that the olympics had just finished and i was about to begin the end of my schooling.