SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

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When it comes to Pippa, it’s bottom’s up

- Royal Body Part Trend Alert: As the global fascination with Pippa Middleton’s rear end continues, Pippa experts - apparently it’s a job category now - are asserting that the tush that spawned its own Facebook page was actually padded during the Royal Wedding.

Everything about this is hilarious.