SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

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Beyoncé responds to pregnancy rumors

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also does anyone have a higher res of this?

i need it for a class project

beyonce:

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wallowinginmyownselfcreys:

look, a transparent picture of beyonce and her grammys so she can walk her grammys on your blog

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buzzfeed:

Oh wow, it’s all of the best people in the world being awesome at the same time.

offworldcolonies:

 

stealacarcass:

 

thehowardbealeshow:

relright:

disneyforprincesses:

actual queen and were all subjects

2013 is just the year that Beyonce will prove that she’s even more amazing than even previously believed

i take back everything i’ve ever said about thomas hobbes

he was right

human nature is chaotic and anarchic and we need a supreme ruler to allow for stability and peace amongst people

we need a sovereign

we need a Leviathan

the time has come

peetaslongbun:

NO. BEYONCE DID NOT JUST QUOTE SWEET BROWN. SHE DIDN’T.

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

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