SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

SNL Caps Twitter Last.fm Blogs

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karenkavett:

Twitter is down because of reasons.

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sociopathicdorito:

huffle-what:

Aziz Ansari tweets about his Watch the Throne flight

boston:

Beyonce’s baby news bigger than bin Laden

- Twitter’s PR team sent out a tweet on Monday that Beyonce’s pregnancy news at the MTV VMAs hit a new record, launching 8,868 Tweets per second on the popular micro-blogging site.

ipoorlydrawyourtweets:

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