White People Problems

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

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23/12/12 at 23:31pm

“weeehh it doesn’t feel like christmas” well fuck you its fucking christmas in two days get the fuck over it

Posted: 4 months ago with 4 notes (Reblog)
Tags: #white people #jesus christ #i just want to give my family their gifts because i'm such a good gift giver

03/4/12 at 22:44pm

Posted: 1 year ago with 274 notes (Reblog)
Tags: #look at what the internet has done to me #look at this #look at me #jesus christ #darren criss #ryan murphy #glee #blaine anderson #made by me #yay rhyming words #i hope i'm the first to make this joke