SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

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I’m pretty sure the cast and writers would be up for a 100% cross-over season with Game of Thrones, if they were into it. x

(Source: amypoehler)

I can’t tell if you actually hate me, or if this is just how you are. I had fun hanging out with you, so I don’t care what you say, you’re my friend. And I hope you get into veterinary school, because I like you, so there.

(Source: slapmymind)

heytinafey:

this is so beautiful i want to cry

(Source: hannahorvath)

I love my husband, I love my job and I love my friends.

(Source: queendunham)

(Source: slayerage)

(Source: alphabadwolf)